Who's there?
You.
You who?
YOO HOO, BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT

jk, jk.

Okay anyways, awful *terrible* *horrible* *please-kill-me-with-a-tray* jokes aside,

Hello.

I am Mr Stevens, Head of Catering. Or, as most people call me, Pondy. I only wish I was Mr Stevens, Head of Catering.
Uh, I'm new here I guess? But some of you know me, I think? Idk, I used all my good material on my joke.

... please don't throw eggs. I'm allergic.

kthnxbai